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Name: Alyssa
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Interests: Web design, graphic design, html, going to shows, writing, drawing, photography, cartooning, Sadaharu, Blood Brothers, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Murder By Death, Radiohead, etc.
Expertise: I enjoy being good at nothing.
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INTRO::
As you know, I run TheJockerWatch, and you'd be amazed at what goes on "behind the scenes," so to speak. This page will reflect humor and frustration that I've come by while running the site. I've disabled comments for now, I might reconsider later. Enjoy your stay. And for the love of christ, don't be an ass and jock anything, even though that should go without saying.
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Comment:
u r sooo freakin stupid and retarded! jesus is the best thing in life u r just a sicko and a jocker , cuz ur life is a jock, w/ out jesus Posted 2/13/2005 at 6:02 PM by puppylovepoodle101 - delete - block user
2nd Comment:
o sum 1s jockin me it the jocker watch o thats u cuz u dont luv jesus Posted 2/13/2005 at 6:04 PM by puppylovepoodle101 - delete - block user
3rd Comment:
o sum 1s jockin me it the jocker watch o thats u cuz u dont luv jesus Posted 2/13/2005 at 6:04 PM by puppylovepoodle101 - delete - block user
My Reply:
You really don't have the slightest clue what jocking is, do you? If you're a good Christian you should accept the fact that I deny your god. More god for you. You shouldn't patronize me or belittle me because you're pissed off that I reject god. I'm sure god would be displeased. Tool. Posted 2/15/2005 at 8:30 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
your so gay who doesnt like MTV you loser. Posted 2/18/2005 at 10:29 PM by lil_randazzo_xo - delete - block user
My Reply:
Funny thing- I think that you were posing a question in your asinine comment...but I couldn't find a question mark. This further proves my point that people who watch MTV are fucking stupid. Now go run along and find another trend to follow, the fads are waiting for you. Posted 2/18/2005 at 11:10 PM by JustTestingF_cker
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Comment:
u suck.... jesus ROCKS U DONT KNOW JACK BOUT HIM SO U KNOW WAT STOP BEIN A HATER CAUSE U NEED JESUS HE IS DA LORD ND OUR SAVIOR BUT HOW DO U KNOW UR JUST SOME1 WHO NEEDS JESUS HAS NO EFFIN LIFE.......JUST CAUSE U AIINT CHRISTIAN DONT MATTA AIITE? SO STOP DA HATTTIN AND KISS ALL OF OUR CHRISTIANS ASS..thank u .... Posted 2/19/2005 at 4:01 PM by xo_liljess_xo
hXc_layouts Reply:
"Christians" would'nt say "Kiss All Of Our Christians Ass" And they would speak proper english to be respected. And cmon' it's her opinion on religion. Let her speak her mind about it. You should'nt call her a "hater" cause she used her constitutional right, Freedom of Speech. Now would you guys want to speak your mind and have a hundred people tell you that "you suck" because of your opinion. I dont think so. Haha Just cause I like the concept of the group I'm going to join it. Much Love <4 Dot. Posted 2/19/2005 at 5:30 PM by hXc_layouts
My Reply:
Wow. Your comment was almost too stupid to reply to, consider yourself a record breaker. All I have to say, is that I'm sure Jesus appreciates you verbally attacking non-believers. I bet you two will have a good old laugh about this in "heaven." But until then, please get hit by a car. Thank you. Posted 2/23/2005 at 7:34 PM by JustTestingF_ker
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Comment (wow, this kid is enlightened):
you make such shitty blog rings....despite the fact of the whole jocker watch you seem like a complete asshole being against jesus and napoleon dynamite Posted 2/21/2005 at 5:49 PM by SweetandSourDomLover
My Reply:
Yep, I'm pretty much an asshole. Posted 2/23/2005 at 8:12 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment (lmao..Yes, I'm so unrad):
u seriosuly need help if u joined a blog that says "ahh! dont let jesus into your heart" YOU DO NEED JESUS!! because he is the reason you are here...believe it or not...he will always love you...and you cant even respect him..your sad your so unrad.... Posted 2/22/2005 at 7:21 PM by rOxy_gurLiie_x33 - delete - block user
2nd Comment:
p.s....get a life...cuz u spned all ur time calling people jockers...do yourself a favor...go out...stop wasting ur time 24/7...go to church...you could use it!! Posted 2/22/2005 at 7:23 PM by rOxy_gurLiie_x33 - delete - block user
My Reply:
No, actually I created a blogring called "AHH! Don't let jesus into your heart." Actually, believe it or not, my parents fucked and I came out 9 months later. Oh poo. I'm unrad? That really hurts my feelings :'( Why can't you be more understanding? Fucking tool. I've been to church, thank you. It's an incredibly empty experience. Once more, I also have a life. I maintain TheJockerWatch in my spare time. It's not like I sit here the entire day coding and searching xangas. Maybe you should rethink commenting in the first place, because that generally insinuates that you have nothing better to do with your time, dear. Posted 2/24/2005 at 4:39 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
fuck ur site! is dam black n yellow i hate yellow u dumbass do all of us a favorite n shut down ur site! Posted 3/5/2005 at 8:05 PM by Jokerwatchhater
I couldn't reply at the time because the loser made a site just to anonymously insult me. I think she's angered by the color scheme of my site. Wow.
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Comment:
Here you are the stupid wanna-be cooler site of XANGA. just cause you were the first JokerWatch, dont mean you can be the only one!!! If ppl want to start their own let them and dont put them in ur nasty site cuz it makes them low, Try and looking better and find reall jokers not just sites that you dont like. You suck BIG balls!!! I mean it stop being a dumbass and add real jokers! Shut this site down or get a new hobbie......Why dont you just die?? thats better. You're a Xanga-Fucker!! Congratulations Posted 3/10/2005 at 8:56 PM by X_Fckers
My Reply:
Alright, let me get this straight. You think that I want to be cool? Are you fucking kidding me? The site is a living hell to maintain, mostly because of arrogant fucks like you. In case you're not aware, which I assume you're not because of your idiocy, there are currently five jocker watches. Four of those sites DID jock my lists, to make their own site to prevent jocking. That makes them jockers, dumbass. It also means that out of the literally hundreds of sites I have on my lists, that there are only five you can tell me aren't real jockers. This would mean that all of the others ARE real jockers, as you put it. So maybe you should open your eyes and pull your head out of your ass before you comment on my site. You're the one that needs a hobby if you're running a site to anonymously insult people that you don't like. And I do not suck balls of any kind, you horny bastard. Get a girlfriend. Posted 3/13/2005 at 3:08 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING OTHERS TO DO YOUR DAMN WORK FOR YOU Y R RENT U DOING YOUR OWN DAMN SELF?????!!! THAT IS WAT I WOULD LIKE TO NOE U R TELLIN EVERYONE TO DO ALL THIS STUFF BUT Y R RENT U DOIN IT?! U NOE WAT JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS THA SAME TINGZ U HAVE DONT MEAN THAT THEY TOOK YOUR STUFF I SWEAR THIS SUFF WIT "JOCKERS" JOCKING "JOCKERS IS STUPID AS HELL U ALL NEED TO GET FUCKING LIVEZ I SWEAR. SO WAT ABOUT YOU YOU MUST HAVE TAKEN SOME IDEAS OR SUMTHING FRUM SOME ONEZ SITE SO ACTUALLY YOU ARE BEING A HYPOCRITE CUZ THAT IS WAT YOU ARE ACCUSIN DEM 4 SHYT U ALL ARE JUVINILE Posted 3/11/2005 at 1:50 AM by babi_gurl_class_of_2009
My Reply:
You can't spell. Your comment just amused me. If you'd like to offend me, please pay attention in school. Thank you. Posted 3/12/2005 at 3:12 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
YOU SUCK ASS! Jesus is awsome! Posted 1/29/2005 at 5:22 PM by What2772
My Reply (ironically it sprung a blogring):
Napolean Dynomite wasn't funny. Get a hobby. Posted 1/29/2005 at 8:10 PM by JustTestingF_cker
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Comment:
that is a very bad blogering! the dont let jesus into ur heart!!!! Posted 2/12/2005 at 7:59 AM by WiShHeLoVeDmE2 - delete - block user
My Reply:
Haha. Wanna know something funny? I really don't give a shit. Posted 2/15/2005 at 7:14 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
I'm appolled by your blogring about Jesus. I hope you burn in hell. "Jesus saves those in remence." Posted 2/21/2005 at 1:15 AM by LiL_QuEeN__BeE
I couldn't reply because she made the xanga just to insult me, and never posted any entries.
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Comment:
WHY DA HELL WOULDNT YU LET THE SAViOR, JESUS iNTO YUR BLACK HEART?HE WiLL MAKE YUR HEART NORMAL AGAiN Posted 3/4/2005 at 9:54 PM by o0_Joshua_0o - delete - block user
My Reply:
Fuck your god. Have a nice day :) Posted 3/6/2005 at 6:19 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
ohh ohhh.. i jock icons!! .. honestly i dont think people care that much.. its not the end of the world.. -eye roll- scincerly, meeh. Posted 2/13/2005 at 5:18 PM by mypaperheartx3ox
My Reply:
When you buy a program, learn to make icons, provide them for a purpose, and have them misused and stolen, come back and comment on my site. And learn to spell "sincerely" while you're at it too. Posted 2/15/2005 at 7:11 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
Get a life. It doesn't matter who stole a stupid code. It's really not stealing. The worlds not going to end! And stop all of this " I'm going to shoot you if you still a layout." What a bunch of crap. Grow up. IDC! Come to my site! Leave rude comments! It's not going to make a big impact on my life! Oh yeah! Add my layout on the stupid Jocking list! It's Layouts_4_yall! OoOoH I'm scared! SUCK ON THAT BIOTCH! Posted 2/22/2005 at 4:46 PM by SoftballChic_33 - delete - block user
My Reply:
I have a life, thank you. I maintain TheJockerWatch in my spare time, just like you do to your sites, hypocrite. Yes, stealing code is still stealing. If someone else made up the code and graphics and you take it without giving credit, then it's generally theft, dumbass. And yes, I am adding you to the layout thieves list; thank you for contributing to my site. And lastly, I believe you're the one that needs to grow up, leaving nasty comments on a site you don't understand the concept of. Posted 2/24/2005 at 4:31 PM by TheJockerWatch
My Comment On Her Layouts Site:
Wow. I don't think I've ever seen anyone as bad at stealing layouts as you. Let me get this straight.. You make a shitty little site with no traffic, using a layout from crazy_layouts, and leave the credit link at the top? Then you post several major site's layouts, and claim they're jocking you? When the links you're linking to have usernames such as MadeBy_CrazyLayouts_87? Do you not care that you're doing a shitty job, or are you just a fucking dolt? I think you're the loser in this case, my dear. Please stand in oncoming traffic and end it while you can. Posted 2/24/2005 at 4:31 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
i swear to fucking god. you take my layout site off your stupid little watcht thing cuz i make my layouts bitch, and you obviously have no life but to site here and do this shit. Posted 3/1/2005 at 3:55 AM by x_lauren_ann_x - delete - block user
2nd Comment:
yea and my site. it Laurens_layouts Posted 3/1/2005 at 3:56 AM by x_lauren_ann_x - delete - block user
My Reply:
Dear, your AFI layout has credits to crazy_layouts right in the begining of the code. That would mean you stole her style sheet. And steaing is what gets you on TheJockerWatch. Don't bother taking it out, I already took a screenshot of your page. Posted 3/1/2005 at 4:58 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
Who ever runs this site is a dumb ass faggit. You spen your time finding so called thieves, ummm what kinda life do you have? thats right none! stop tattle-tailing on everyone! I can tell what kind of kid you were the one that everyone hates because you told on people for everything! your a dumbass faggit gay wad! shut your god damn mouth you douche bag goodbye fucktard Posted 2/1/2005 at 6:48 PM by Lacrosse_player_08
My Reply:
Apparently you have no original insults, everyone here seems to be complaining you called them fucktards as well. Congratulations, you're mediocre. So, I'm a "faggit," eh? I spend my time finding people who steal work from people who actually spend time on it. I put them on lists so people who do legitimate work know who to look out for. Call it what you want, but frankly it doesn't affect you; and you're bitching about nothing. Say what you want about my childhood as well, but I'm probably younger than you, and I can spell a hell of a lot better than you. No, I am not gay, nor am I of the male persuasion. I've been with my boyfriend for 10 months, thank you. You think I'm wasting my time? You started a xanga in order to anonymously insult people. The only person that looks like a "fool" is you for being a smug hypocrite with a false sense of superiority. Please get killed. Posted 2/2/2005 at 6:32 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
...wow this is kinda stupid what are people going to do with these names? i use it to find layouts so thanks for providing me with layouts =) Posted 2/5/2005 at 4:42 PM by bOo___YoU___whoRe - delete - block user
2nd Comment:
world wide internet humiliation? wow... Posted 2/5/2005 at 4:42 PM by bOo___YoU___whoRe - delete - block user
My Reply:
As if it weren't already blatantly obvious, the names are listed so layout makers know who to look out for when it comes to getting their stuff jocked. It doesn't affect you anyway, so keep your ignorant cynicism to yourself. Posted 2/6/2005 at 7:13 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
OMG WHO CARES!!!!!!!! THE PEOPLE GETTING THE LAYOUT ARE NOT GONNA CARE IF THAT LAYOUT IS ON A DIFF. SITE GOD PEOPLE YOUR ARE RIDICULAS LIKE IT'S A REAL CRIME!!! Posted 2/5/2005 at 8:22 PM by Abercrombie_N_Fitch_BarbieGirl - delete - block user
My Reply:
The people may not care what site they're getting it from but in the end it will affect them too, because if the people are stealing the layouts and direct linking to banners, then the bandwith runs up and the images on the layouts become broken. And actually it can be considered a real crime if the images are copyrighted, not that you'd know any of that though; because you're an ignorant leech. Now please stay the fuck away from my site and go waste your money buying ripped jeans at Abercrombie you spoiled little consumer whore. Posted 2/6/2005 at 7:41 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
your gay and so id your site ..ha.....ummm well fuck you Posted 2/17/2005 at 3:26 PM by HoT_LaYoUtS_4u - delete - block user
My Reply:
Thanks for your incredibly mature comment. Actually, I'm straight. And I don't think websites have sexual orientation. And fuck you as well :) Posted 2/18/2005 at 8:37 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
This site is kind of stuped, i mean the layout sites here in xanga posted the layouts they made on the internet, if they don't want ppl taking them, they shouldn't put them on here. It's not like by putting people on the 'jocker list' that they're gonna stop,and plus, how do u even know which one of the sites made each and every layout? This site is crap and is totally pointless. Put real layout sites on here like http://blogring.com and www.createblog.com . Do you understand? Posted 2/19/2005 at 6:23 PM by alexab08
2nd Comment:
If someone wants to spend they're time stealing other peoples layouts, that's their choice, it's not like the person who made it owns it, if they did they sure as hell wouldn't be putting it up for grab. just thought i'd add that it really doesn't matter if the sites legit or a jocker, you get the layout, isn't that enough? this just shows how so many people on xanga have absolutly no life, other than to sit on the computer and and care about other peoples problems... y do u all care so much if someone had a layout stolen? it's not like by putting them on the list, the worlds magically going to be right Posted 2/19/2005 at 6:27 PM by alexab08
My Reply:
You are incredibly annoying. I read both of your long, droning comments basically identical in content, and you haven't the slightest clue what you're talking about. You have the right to find my site stupid, I know this. But your basis for finding my site stupid is stupid, if I may say so. Is it so hard to believe that people would make layouts for other people to use and have good intentions? And generally if you make the code and the graphics, you own the layout. That's kind of a no-brainer. Why would you not own it if you made it? Moron. Also it is incredibly easy to tell which sites make the layouts and if the ones they post are their own because experienced creators put credits in the code. As far as "real" layout sites, a lot of people that have personal layouts sites are members of createblog.com and blogring.net, like I am. I am aware that putting jockers on a list wont make them stop, and that's not the point anyway. They're there so layout makers know who to look out for. And I'm not worrying about other people's problems, because it's a problem of my own. Now, if you have any more uninformed bullshit to spew, please shove it up your ass instead of polluting my site. Thank you. Posted 2/23/2005 at 7:46 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
welcome to internet. IT HAS PEOPLE WHO TAKE THINGS. im sorry but if u dont want your things stolen then you really should put them on a site . Posted 2/22/2005 at 4:37 PM by xxcosicanxx - delete - block user
My Reply:
No shit the internet has people who take things. You should think about what you said. Can you imagine the amount of people who'd be pissed off and at a loss if all the people that make layouts just up and quit offering them? And still, if you're generous enough to put them on a site for people to use, the least they can do is credit and not claim them. Posted 2/23/2005 at 9:01 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Im sorry, but i personally I think you need to get a life because who the hell has time to sit around and see who has "jocked" a layout code, icon, or whatever, anything you put on the internet is open to the WORLD so therefore if you dont want something copied or "stolen" dont put it on the internet. SIMPLE ENOUGH?? Posted 3/4/2005 at 5:34 PM by x0x_Harmony_x7x
My Reply:
Layouts are made for the internet, as are icons, etc. Putting them on the internet is obligatory. Web designers work on the internet, there's no other place to do their jobs. It seems to me that you think the internet was created for people to steal other people's shit. Well, it wasn't. And web designers aren't going to quit their jobs because of a couple assholes. My site is maintained in my spare time to help web designers out. You're missing the point, and you're a stupid douche. Who has the time to comment on sites that piss them off? Apperently you have to get a life as well. And I didn't delete your comment; in case you haven't noticed, there's 255+ comments on that post and they're forwarded to a new page, dumbass. Posted 3/6/2005 at 4:12 PM by TheJockerWatch
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Comment:
omg! someone jocked my shit! fucking losers..um...y'all need a fucking life. that's all i have to say. Posted 3/24/2005 at 1:03 AM by dixiekittie9
My Reply:
Well, "y'all" need to rethink commenting. Because when you comment on a site and accuse the owner of having no life at 1:03 AM, it generally looks like you don't have a life either. Posted 3/24/2005 at 7:07 PM by TheJockerWatch
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this shit is so sad! why are you taking time out of your day to find "jockers"? who gives a shit? Think about it...ur on XANGA. Noone is getting paid for making layouts, and noone is going to get credit for this shit anyway in real life so why does it matter? I understand that its not nice to steal peoples stuff, but in reality, what are you stealing? some html and a background. SO WHAT?!? WHO CARES?!? Posted 3/24/2005 at 10:07 AM by melcat2090
My Reply:
I have 799 subscribers that give a shit. The fact that these people aren't paying for layouts is just all the more reason that the makers should be credited. And yes, this does matter in "real life" as you put it; as if the internet is some make believe world. Web design and graphic design are two jobs that you people who want a nice site template would be fucked without, and these kids on xanga are pretty much the future of both of those career fields. Even if you see it as just stealing some html and a background, someone put in time to code that layout, and put in time to make that background. It doesn't matter to you because you don't do this, and if you don't do this then you have no right to have any say in whether or not its stealing. Posted 3/24/2005 at 7:17 PM by TheJockerWatch
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HATERS FAQ::
here's some answers to the rhetorical questions you assholes always ask
Q: don't u have a life?!
A: Yes, infact I do. I maintain my sites in my spare time. But just to satisfy you assholes, I have a lot of spare time and web design is one of my predominant hobbies. So yes, I am one of those nerds that sits behind a computer all day.
Q: y the hell do u wanna waste ur time callin ppl jockers?
A: I created TheJockerWatch because I hate jockers. I know how it feels to have layouts and icons jocked, and it's not a pleasent experience; especially when they're good at jocking and they're sneaky, like eek_productz. So, I finally got so fed up with it that I knew I had to do something about it, and TheJockerWatch was born.
Q: u think ur gunna stop jockers!? ur not!!
A: No shit. It's impossible to stop jocking, but it is possible to raise awareness about it. The site's purpose, stated in the info, is to list jockers so that web designers know who to look out for, not to stop them in their tracks. That's not realistic.
Q: ur gay rn't u?
A: No, I'm actually straight. Pull your head out of your ass. The word "gay" gets thrown around in too many unnecessary situations. Maintaining a website does not make anyone a homosexual, you ignorant fucks.
Q: y do u gotta say that stuff bout jesus, he loves you! blah blah blah!
A: I'm going to go over this once and only once. I am an atheist, and I do not believe jesus or god or any other religion's figures are real. Don't give me that "you've just never been to church" bullshit because I live in a very Christian town. I have made the decision that I do not believe in any gods and I'm firm in it. Now, I would just state that I'm an atheist and leave it at that, but someone always has something to say about it. So I retaliate like any normal human would. I enjoy poking fun at religion, and telling me you'll pray for me, or even more hypocritically, telling me that I'm a stupid bitch for not believing; you're only fueling the fire. So just respect my decision. It's not your problem in the first place.
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Check out what LB_PRODUCTIONZ made for the asshole from BesT_Layouts_In_Da_Bizzness:
You know what, guys? Today I decided that I don't like myself very much. I suck, and I'm just a bitch that spends all my time behind a computer, checking to see if people are jocking shit because I care too much about web designers. And I'm also somehow a jocker myself, even though I've been doing my own graphic design and coding since I was 12. Hell, I even made my own cursor! But, you know, I suck.
So, I joined this blogring: [[ Against The WaYs of TheJockerWatch ]].
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